"Carpe Mammarium"
Angel Grove, California This California town was, in fact, a pretty awesome and sunny place to hang out until an evil sorceress was released after 10,000 years of confinement. Don’t you hate when that happens? Cue gigantic robot dinosaurs beating the crap out of each other and destroying like two dozen buildings each time. Think […]
The rain is doing its sleety thing again and the pavements are wet and skiddy with debris from dead Christymas Trees. Nigel the Geezer – a most direct and insensitive Aries – is on his way to the station, his red bits redder than Rudolph’s Schnozzer. He necks a quick glass of Etoh with the […]
Always fancied being a rectal specialist but you’ve got fingers like swollen sausages? Worry no more. The Big Dummies guide shows you how to transform the tautest of ringpieces into something which will dangle forlornly in the trousers like the slack, damp neck of a slowly deflating balloon.
Hilarious camcorder footage of jar-headed American outdoorsmen discovering the ugly side of Mother Nature first hand.
Tiring of a life of non-stop adventure, Dr Indiana Jones retires to a picturesque cottage in Hampshire. All goes well until the local paper uncovers plans to allow a gypsy encampment to settle just outside the village. Indy forms an unlikely alliance with the local chamber of commerce and heads to a nail-biting showdown in […]
Anarchic fun as we tour the seedy backstreets of Rome, Manhattan and Rotherham persuading the homeless to commit acts of self-degradation in return for small change.
We took a camcorder to the Christmas party of a well-known firm of accountants. Our Fly-On-The-Wall documentary captures the seasonal mating rituals of the Partners and their partners.
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