"Carpe Mammarium"
Hello Rioters. Look at your friend, now back to me. Now at your friend, now back to me. Sadly he isn’t me. But if he stopped using petrol bombs and started using the Job Centre he could potentially be me. Look down, Back up. Where are we? You’re at an interview with the man your […]
I’ve had this song stuck in my head for nearly a decade! And here’s a version by Walk Off The Earth . . .
Whatever happened down at the Dandaloo?
Angel Grove, California This California town was, in fact, a pretty awesome and sunny place to hang out until an evil sorceress was released after 10,000 years of confinement. Don’t you hate when that happens? Cue gigantic robot dinosaurs beating the crap out of each other and destroying like two dozen buildings each time. Think […]
The rain is doing its sleety thing again and the pavements are wet and skiddy with debris from dead Christymas Trees. Nigel the Geezer – a most direct and insensitive Aries – is on his way to the station, his red bits redder than Rudolph’s Schnozzer. He necks a quick glass of Etoh with the […]
Always fancied being a rectal specialist but you’ve got fingers like swollen sausages? Worry no more. The Big Dummies guide shows you how to transform the tautest of ringpieces into something which will dangle forlornly in the trousers like the slack, damp neck of a slowly deflating balloon.
