Angel Grove, California
This California town was, in fact, a pretty awesome and sunny place to hang out until an evil sorceress was released after 10,000 years of confinement. Don’t you hate when that happens?
Cue gigantic robot dinosaurs beating the crap out of each other and destroying like two dozen buildings each time. Think of the property values . . .
Royston Vasey
It’s a local place for local people. There’s nothing for you here. Dave . . .
Saint-Marie, Caribbean
Even if you’re only there for a short break, you’ll probably find yourself caught up in a murder in some capacity. Even the first cop they brought over from England was killed on the island!
On average, there’s at least one murder each week (in January at least) – and considering it’s only meant to be the size of Bromley, we don’t like those odds. (Although, have you been to Bromley recently?)
Wisteria Lane, Fairview
Considering only a handful of folk live in this small cul-de-sac, there have many murders and deaths, several house fires and even a tornado.
Mystic Falls, Virginia
Murderous vampires desperate for blood is bad enough, but throw in all the witches, werewolves and shapeshifters and it’s unsurprising how many love triangles there are in town!
Sunnydale
In the demonic stakes, Sunnydale takes things to a whole new level. You can’t move without some evil horrific entity invading the town and killing everything in sight. Yes, I know there’s a slayer in town which is kinda lucky, but you’re still going to be carted off to the rubber room after witnessing caterpillar aliens and well-suited demons. Oh yeh, and Hellmouth is situated directly below your feet.
Midsomer
Why the hell would anyone want to live in this county? Considering it’s meant to have a population around the size of Oxfordshire, it has an average of 2.5 murders per episode, that’s around 21 deaths a year. 32 murders per million residents! That doesn’t sound like a lot, but it adds up after 20 years. We’re amazed there’s anyone left in the county, especially since people have been killed by flying cheeses and from being dumped in a vat of cider. Ah, the countryside, eh?
Twin Peaks, Washington
In its defence, it does have great coffee.
Ystad, Sweden
110 murders per 100,000 people. And only one Wallander!
Cabot Cove, Maine
Considering this is a small coastal town, there are a suspicious amount of murders that keep Jessica Fletcher in business.
Crime experts have said that it would actually top the FBI’s national crime stats in several categories if it was a real place, and its homicide rate exceeds the real-life murder capital of the world. There’s only one explanation: Fletcher is the most prolific serial killer of all time.
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